
Hahaha. Have you seen that South Park episode?
What I’m actually giving you is a free crochet pattern to make your own hat! It’s more than just a pattern, it’s a tried-and-true technique that will allow you to create your own patterns. The possibilities are endless–no gauge worries, no math, no figuring things out. You just organically follow the lead of whatever you have on hand.

Since this is a technique, you are free to sell anything you make from the pattern and any derivatives created as well, which, in my book, is totally better than a free hat any day. You may not, of course, sell the actual pattern or copy and paste any part of the written directions into a pattern you plan to sell. Fair enough?
Can you tell I’m getting ready for summer shows? I’m full of random bits of information and things to sell. Here’s a few of the patterns I’ve been working on using handspun yarn:

Adonis, which is the manly version of Aphrodite. The only difference is that the edging is a little more tough looking, where the Aphrodite version is usually sparkly and more frilly around the edges.

Cherry Bomb, which is my other favorite hat. I like to truck around in new designs for awhile in order to test out the stretch of the yarn and to make sure the structure holds up under slightly abusive wearing conditions (if a house with two toddlers in Montana isn’t an abusive wearing condition, I just don’t know what is).
Here’s how I see it: if I’m going to charge 60 to 90 bucks for a hat, it better be pretty damn spectacular. Right? Right. The same is true of all of my gear.

And just for fun, here’s another rendition of City Slicker, whipped up in the colorway “Meadow”. This style hat hogs equal time on the old noggin there, pretty much all year round. I have a silk/wool version for those of you who don’t actually require something warm on your heads during the summer months. There’s one more custom spot available for a City Slicker right now, and that will be it until October ya’ll.
Now that’s enough about hats. Here’s your free pattern:
crochet a hat technique – thepeacefulpeacock.com
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